April 20th, 2007
When talking about Schilling in the YES Pitching profile: “Preperation”â€“spelled wrongâ€“moronsâ€“have I mentioned I cannot STAND the YES Network??
Petttittte hits Youk with a pitch and then walks Big Papi on 4 pitchesâ€¦what’s up with THAT? Too bad Manny did a GIDP. My motto isâ€“if you are going to make an outâ€“do it soloâ€“don’t take someone else out with you!
Looks like Posada is growing a beardâ€“might be a good look for him, you know, cover up that â€œno chinâ€ lookâ€¦
And JD Drewâ€™s gets a hit!
Freaking Dougie Mientkiewicz, sacrifice buntâ€“and the YES announcers are talking about how Joe Torre is a a strategic geniusâ€¦PUHLEESâ€¦
And Bobby Abreu is called out on strikesâ€”yeah, Magilla, get the hell out of the batters box..inning over!
Hey! Did you hear? Gary DiSarcina is coaching Single A! The Sox gave the former Angels shortstop the managership of the Single-A Lowell Spinners for the 2007 season. Greatâ€“at least now we won’t have to deal with his annoying-ness on NESNâ€¦
Classic YES Commentary after A-Fraudâ€™s homer: â€œWhen Alex was being interviewed, he almost seemed like he was in awe of HIMSELF.â€ Where the HELL are my horse tranquilizers!
Posada gets a freaking doubleâ€¦and gets moved over by Robinson Cano and his ground outâ€¦.But Melky (what the hell kind of name is Melky???) I know he has a brother name Watery at homeâ€¦I know it!
Skanks lead 2-0â€¦..^&*^@#&*(^#*@&^
Posada just left the game due to some kind of injuryâ€“I think he might have went to see how his beard is growing in Will Nieves came in as his replacementâ€“hopefully this will TOTALLY booger Petttittte (YES, I am spelling his name with too many â€œTâ€s on purposeâ€¦)
Have you ever noticed how horrible Schilling looks in his little picture on Gameday? Look:
He looks about 65â€¦.and like he put too much self-tanner onâ€¦
OK, I cannot watch YES anymoreâ€¦.But I found Red Sox radioâ€¦.ahhhhhâ€¦..
JD Drew gets another hit! Magilla tried to get it, made this big diving thing and MISSEDâ€¦ha haâ€¦But then JD gets thrown out by about 800 feet trying to steel 2nd..then of course, Lowell gets a base hit that would have advanced him anywayâ€¦grrrrâ€¦
TEK GETS A 2 RUN HOMER!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ahemâ€¦the score is now tiedâ€¦WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Apparently Posada bruised his thumb..I am not going to say itâ€¦.its too easyâ€¦..I will rise aboveâ€¦
And Damon strikes out! tehehehe..Skeezy Bastardâ€¦
Jeter upâ€“is it just me, or is he looking rather bloated these days? hmmmmâ€¦.and of course he gets a singleâ€¦.I freaking hate hate HATE Jeterâ€¦â€¦
And of course, Abreu gets a base hit to set up forâ€¦Mr Clear lip glossâ€¦A-Fraudâ€¦oh hellâ€¦2 on and 2 out..and the Fraud has 3 career homers off Schillâ€“Strike 1, Ball 1, Swinging Strike, 3-Run Homerâ€¦.&*(@#&*(#&@*(&#@*(&#
Skanks lead 5-2..I hate A-Rodâ€¦Why didn’t Schill throw it under his chin and knock him down???
Giambi gets a single, but Nieves fortunately grounds outâ€¦.
Pedroia upâ€¦he of his .162 average..just freaking greatâ€¦. and he lines out
Changing the radio channel, SICK of hearing about how Fenway is STUNNED by A-Rodâ€¦and in a minute I am going to go to the SPANISH channelâ€“no, I donâ€™t understand much Spanish, but it has to be better than listening to this SPOOGING over A-Fraudâ€¦
The X-Rays were negative on Posadaâ€“he does not have a chinâ€“and is listed as day to dayâ€¦
No more runs for the Skanksâ€¦.please? 1st out, caught by Cocoâ€“fortunately, not hurt from falling in the bullpenâ€“wish he had come up with that ballâ€¦
Melky broke a bat..boo..F***en hooâ€¦
1-2-3 inning in the top of the 6thâ€“thank Goddessâ€¦
JD Drew gets another hit, which makes him 3 for 3 todayâ€“and the only bright spot of THAT inningâ€¦.
Schilling out for the 7thâ€“and strikes the Skeezy Bastard outâ€¦.
I am watching Gameday and listening to RKOâ€“and the radio is about 30 seconds behindâ€“its weirdâ€¦.
And Youk makes a stupendous play to get the bloated Jeter out at 1st! Yeah!
And Magilla Gorilla strikes out for another 1-2-3 inning for Schill, which will probably be his lastâ€¦
â€˜Tek upâ€“is it possible for him to hit a 3 run homer now? I know there is no one on baseâ€“details! details! And he gets a base hit! he is now 2 for 3 tonight, and hopefully on his way to being the hitter he can beâ€¦.
Apparently the locker next to Pettitte is empty..itâ€™s waiting for his heterosexual life partner Roger Clemens..awwwwwâ€¦.Good, let him go thereâ€¦.then he won’t come to Bostonâ€¦
Bad throw from A-Fraud and Coco is safe at 1stâ€¦.yeah! Damn! They did not charge him with an errorâ€¦
Wily Mo is up…Note to Wily Mo: If you hit a homer hereâ€“every woman in the free world will want you!
Pettitte just threw his 100th pitch and Nieves is back out there to waste some more time to get Scott Proctor (who looks like Michael Weatherly from Alias/NCIS)
And Wily Mo strikes outâ€¦and Any Pettitte is doneâ€“and gets his ass grabbed by A-Rod on his way outâ€¦Lucky himâ€¦
10th appearance for Scott Proctor tonightâ€“looks like Torre is continuing his strategic trend of over using his bullpenâ€¦
Lugo flies outâ€“2 outs, Youk is upâ€¦and is 2 for 4 against Proctorâ€¦and pops out to end the inningâ€¦.
Apparently MIKE MYERS (yes, THAT Mike Myers) offered to start a game, if Torre needed him toâ€¦cue Tubular Bellsâ€¦.
JC Romero to start the 8th against the Fraudâ€¦the count is 2-2â€¦and he doublesâ€¦
Then a single to Giambo scores him and its 6-2â€¦
And Kyle Snyder comes in to save the day as Cano and Nieves are on 1st and 3rd, respectivelyâ€¦Cano barely missing a 2-run homer..
Thanks. JCâ€¦donâ€™t let the door hit you in the ass on your way to Pawtucketâ€¦
Guess we donâ€™t have to worry about using Papelbon tonight and over using him huh?
And Ky Sny strikes out Melky Cabreraâ€“You WILL respect my author-rit-TAY!
Mientkiewicz upâ€“it took me SO long to actually spell his name right, and he goes to the Skanksâ€¦and Kyle walks him to load the basesâ€¦..this man has a average of .139â€“would it have been too much to ask to strike him out or something?
And Skeezy Bastard to come up when the bases loadedâ€“now wouldn’t this be a GIANT F**K you to all the Sox fans if he got a Grand Slam here???
But NOT TODAY JOHNNYâ€¦ as he grounds outâ€¦Thanks Kyle!
And Joe Torre brings out Mike Myers to intimidate Big Papiâ€¦who promptly doublesâ€¦hahahahahahaâ€¦They paid SO much money to get him to get out Big Papiâ€¦how is that working out for you guys???
hahahahahahahah and Myers is DONEâ€¦..Viscaino is up to face Mannyâ€“and walks him on 6 pitchesâ€“and now up is a 3 for 3 Drewâ€¦who grounds outâ€“but advances Big Papi and Many to 3rd and 2nd respectively, for Mike Lowell.
So, Torre goes back to what he knowsâ€“overworking Rivera, who is warming in the bullpenâ€¦
And Mike Lowell gets a single, scoring Big Papiâ€“Sox 3..
And the tying run is at the plateâ€“in Jason Varitekâ€“and Torre goes to Riveraâ€“the 3rd pitcher in the inning..Vintage Torreâ€¦
And â€˜Tek gets a single of Rivera to score Manny! Sox 4â€¦
and Coco TRIPLES off of RIVERA to TIE the SCORE!! Holy Buckets!!!!
And Alex Cora with a single, scores, Coco FOR THE LEADâ€¦.7-6
Can we say BLOWN SAVE????
But then, in a bone headed move, Cora gets caught stealingâ€¦.duh! But for what he just did..he gets a passâ€¦
And Okajima is warming cause â€˜Papelbon is unavailableâ€“HERE is where the rubber will meet the Roadâ€“alright Folks, you wanted him as your closer..gotta take the good with the badâ€¦
Here we goâ€¦
Oh Crap! They have Pineiro warming! My heart cannot take it!!
And Jeter Grounds outâ€“1 Outâ€¦
and the count is full for Abreuâ€¦and he walks him
A-Rod is up..oh HELLâ€¦and the count is fullâ€¦and its a line drive RIGHT at Alex Cora!
The Russian is cut! The Russian is cut!
2 Outsâ€¦and Kevin Thompson is upâ€“cause Giambo was lifted for a pinch runnerâ€“sucks to be THEMâ€¦
And Kevin Thompson is down 0-2â€¦and he strikes him out!
The SOX win! 7-6â€¦Holy Buckets! THAT is the best game I have seen in a VERY long time!
Kyle Snyder gets the win, and Hideki Okajima gets the save…
Does anyone know what hotel the Skanks are staying in, so I can send a Bagel Basket to â€œMâ€™â€ as a thank you?
And you know what those &*(#&$@*(&@#*( are saying over at YES? That the Sox â€œSTOLE one from the YANKEESâ€..yeah, okâ€¦.
Denial, thy name is the YES Networkâ€¦
Tomorrow, 4:05pm, Josh Becket vs whats-his-faceâ€¦on FOX…