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  • April 20th, 2007

    Red Sox 7, Skankees 6:
    The In-Game Blog…

    Posted by Christine E. at 9:43 pm in In Game Blog,Red Sox Comments (4)

    When talking about Schilling in the YES Pitching profile: “Preperation”–spelled wrong–morons–have I mentioned I cannot STAND the YES Network??

    Petttittte hits Youk with a pitch and then walks Big Papi on 4 pitches…what’s up with THAT? Too bad Manny did a GIDP. My motto is–if you are going to make an out–do it solo–don’t take someone else out with you!

    Looks like Posada is growing a beard–might be a good look for him, you know, cover up that “no chin” look…

    And JD Drew’s gets a hit!

    Freaking Dougie Mientkiewicz, sacrifice bunt–and the YES announcers are talking about how Joe Torre is a a strategic genius…PUHLEES…

    And Bobby Abreu is called out on strikes—yeah, Magilla, get the hell out of the batters box..inning over!

    Hey! Did you hear? Gary DiSarcina is coaching Single A! The Sox gave the former Angels shortstop the managership of the Single-A Lowell Spinners for the 2007 season. Great–at least now we won’t have to deal with his annoying-ness on NESN…

    Classic YES Commentary after A-Fraud’s homer: “When Alex was being interviewed, he almost seemed like he was in awe of HIMSELF.” Where the HELL are my horse tranquilizers!

    Posada gets a freaking double…and gets moved over by Robinson Cano and his ground out….But Melky (what the hell kind of name is Melky???) I know he has a brother name Watery at home…I know it!

    Skanks lead 2-0…..^&*^@#&*(^#*@&^

    Posada just left the game due to some kind of injury–I think he might have went to see how his beard is growing in Will Nieves came in as his replacement–hopefully this will TOTALLY booger Petttittte (YES, I am spelling his name with too many “T”s on purpose…)

    Have you ever noticed how horrible Schilling looks in his little picture on Gameday? Look:

    SchillingHe looks about 65….and like he put too much self-tanner on…

    OK, I cannot watch YES anymore….But I found Red Sox radio….ahhhhh…..
    JD Drew gets another hit! Magilla tried to get it, made this big diving thing and MISSED…ha ha…But then JD gets thrown out by about 800 feet trying to steel 2nd..then of course, Lowell gets a base hit that would have advanced him anyway…grrrr…

    TEK GETS A 2 RUN HOMER!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    Ahem…the score is now tied…WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!

    Apparently Posada bruised his thumb..I am not going to say it….its too easy…..I will rise above…

    And Damon strikes out! tehehehe..Skeezy Bastard…

    Jeter up–is it just me, or is he looking rather bloated these days? hmmmm….and of course he gets a single….I freaking hate hate HATE Jeter……

    And of course, Abreu gets a base hit to set up for…Mr Clear lip gloss…A-Fraud…oh hell…2 on and 2 out..and the Fraud has 3 career homers off Schill–Strike 1, Ball 1, Swinging Strike, 3-Run Homer….&*(@#&*(#&@*(&#@*(&#

    Skanks lead 5-2..I hate A-Rod…Why didn’t Schill throw it under his chin and knock him down???

    Giambi gets a single, but Nieves fortunately grounds out….

    Pedroia up…he of his .162 average..just freaking great…. and he lines out
    Changing the radio channel, SICK of hearing about how Fenway is STUNNED by A-Rod…and in a minute I am going to go to the SPANISH channel–no, I don’t understand much Spanish, but it has to be better than listening to this SPOOGING over A-Fraud…

    The X-Rays were negative on Posada–he does not have a chin–and is listed as day to day…

    WCBS…BAD…

    No more runs for the Skanks….please? 1st out, caught by Coco–fortunately, not hurt from falling in the bullpen–wish he had come up with that ball…

    Melky broke a bat..boo..F***en hoo…

    1-2-3 inning in the top of the 6th–thank Goddess…

    JD Drew gets another hit, which makes him 3 for 3 today–and the only bright spot of THAT inning….

    Schilling out for the 7th–and strikes the Skeezy Bastard out….

    I am watching Gameday and listening to RKO–and the radio is about 30 seconds behind–its weird….

    And Youk makes a stupendous play to get the bloated Jeter out at 1st! Yeah!

    And Magilla Gorilla strikes out for another 1-2-3 inning for Schill, which will probably be his last…

    ‘Tek up–is it possible for him to hit a 3 run homer now? I know there is no one on base–details! details! And he gets a base hit! he is now 2 for 3 tonight, and hopefully on his way to being the hitter he can be….

    Apparently the locker next to Pettitte is empty..it’s waiting for his heterosexual life partner Roger Clemens..awwwww….Good, let him go there….then he won’t come to Boston…

    Bad throw from A-Fraud and Coco is safe at 1st….yeah! Damn! They did not charge him with an error…

    Wily Mo is up…Note to Wily Mo: If you hit a homer here–every woman in the free world will want you!

    Pettitte just threw his 100th pitch and Nieves is back out there to waste some more time to get Scott Proctor (who looks like Michael Weatherly from Alias/NCIS)

    And Wily Mo strikes out…and Any Pettitte is done–and gets his ass grabbed by A-Rod on his way out…Lucky him…

    10th appearance for Scott Proctor tonight–looks like Torre is continuing his strategic trend of over using his bullpen…

    Lugo flies out–2 outs, Youk is up…and is 2 for 4 against Proctor…and pops out to end the inning….

    Apparently MIKE MYERS (yes, THAT Mike Myers) offered to start a game, if Torre needed him to…cue Tubular Bells….

    JC Romero to start the 8th against the Fraud…the count is 2-2…and he doubles…
    Then a single to Giambo scores him and its 6-2…

    And Kyle Snyder comes in to save the day as Cano and Nieves are on 1st and 3rd, respectively…Cano barely missing a 2-run homer..

    Thanks. JC…don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way to Pawtucket…

    Guess we don’t have to worry about using Papelbon tonight and over using him huh?

    And Ky Sny strikes out Melky Cabrera–You WILL respect my author-rit-TAY!

    Mientkiewicz up–it took me SO long to actually spell his name right, and he goes to the Skanks…and Kyle walks him to load the bases…..this man has a average of .139–would it have been too much to ask to strike him out or something?

    And Skeezy Bastard to come up when the bases loaded–now wouldn’t this be a GIANT F**K you to all the Sox fans if he got a Grand Slam here???

    But NOT TODAY JOHNNY… as he grounds out…Thanks Kyle!

    And Joe Torre brings out Mike Myers to intimidate Big Papi…who promptly doubles…hahahahahaha…They paid SO much money to get him to get out Big Papi…how is that working out for you guys???

    hahahahahahahah and Myers is DONE…..Viscaino is up to face Manny–and walks him on 6 pitches–and now up is a 3 for 3 Drew…who grounds out–but advances Big Papi and Many to 3rd and 2nd respectively, for Mike Lowell.

    So, Torre goes back to what he knows–overworking Rivera, who is warming in the bullpen…

    And Mike Lowell gets a single, scoring Big Papi–Sox 3..

    And the tying run is at the plate–in Jason Varitek–and Torre goes to Rivera–the 3rd pitcher in the inning..Vintage Torre…

    And ‘Tek gets a single of Rivera to score Manny! Sox 4…

    and Coco TRIPLES off of RIVERA to TIE the SCORE!! Holy Buckets!!!!

    And Alex Cora with a single, scores, Coco FOR THE LEAD….7-6

    Can we say BLOWN SAVE????

    But then, in a bone headed move, Cora gets caught stealing….duh! But for what he just did..he gets a pass…

    And Okajima is warming cause ‘Papelbon is unavailable–HERE is where the rubber will meet the Road–alright Folks, you wanted him as your closer..gotta take the good with the bad…

    Here we go…

    Oh Crap! They have Pineiro warming! My heart cannot take it!!

    And Jeter Grounds out–1 Out…

    and the count is full for Abreu…and he walks him

    A-Rod is up..oh HELL…and the count is full…and its a line drive RIGHT at Alex Cora!

    The Russian is cut! The Russian is cut!

    2 Outs…and Kevin Thompson is up–cause Giambo was lifted for a pinch runner–sucks to be THEM…

    And Kevin Thompson is down 0-2…and he strikes him out!

    The SOX win! 7-6…Holy Buckets! THAT is the best game I have seen in a VERY long time!

    Kyle Snyder gets the win, and Hideki Okajima gets the save…

    Does anyone know what hotel the Skanks are staying in, so I can send a Bagel Basket to “M’” as a thank you?

    And you know what those &*(#&$@*(&@#*( are saying over at YES? That the Sox “STOLE one from the YANKEES”..yeah, ok….

    Denial, thy name is the YES Network…

    Tomorrow, 4:05pm, Josh Becket vs whats-his-face…on FOX…

    4 Responses to “Red Sox 7, Skankees 6:
    The In-Game Blog…”

    1. Christine E. says:

      Kaylee: In the excitement last night, I accidently deleted the original post with your comment in it….:-(

      Sorry!

      Go Sox!

    2. Ted D says:

      Christine, how in the world were you doing a In-Game blog AND joining in the running commentary at my blog last night I have no clue! Great job and what an awesome win.

      My boy Beckett goes today, and here’s to him being 4-0 at the end of the day.

      Ted

    3. Kaylee says:

      oh thats okay Nice win by the sox today:-)

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