I guess the 10th time is the charm: After 9 failures to win the clinching game of any post season series, “Choakland” finally advances to the ALCS, and will face whomever comes out on top in the Tigers/Skanks Matchup…

And giggling like a little girl about the Skanks:

0 for 18 with runners on base in last nights game…..tehehehehehehe…….

Kept to 5 hits on a man they have OWNED for 13 years; before this game the Skanks have had a 6.35 ERA against Kenny Rogers. He was also 0-7 with a 9.21 ERA in his last 11 starts against them. Last night? 0.00…hahahahaha….

Since Skeezy Bastrad’s 3-Run homer in game 2, the Yankees have gone 14 consecutive inning without a run.. hohohohohohohoho….

The Series for A-Fraud? 1 for 11 wIth 4 strike outs and 1 hit by pitch..for a .091 BATTING AVERAGE… tehehehehahahahahohohoho…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1:09pm: Padres vs the Cardinals: Padres face being eliminated and swept today…

4:09pm Tigers vs the Skanks: Tigers: PLEASE send them home! Go Tigers! Whooo Hooo!

8:05pm: Mets vs the Dodgers: Be still my heart; they actually gave the prime time game to someone OTHER than the Skanks???