We’d Like To Thank You Michael Timlin**

Today we’re looking at our last game
Today we’re hoping for a win
Today we’re booking tomorrow’s golf games
Who knew we could end up below the Twins?

I used to love to watch the playoffs
I spent my fall watching the Fox network
I used to be so very happy
Now I get to watch the NY fans acts like jerks

We’d like to thank you Michael Timlin
For blowing yet another save
We’d like to thank you Michael Timlin
You helped place us in 3rd today!

The division was just a 8 weeks away
And the Yankees were number two
Then you went in and really blew it
And if you now look at the standings
You need to put a TEN in front of that two!

They offered us Bobby Abreu and Corey Lidle
We’d paid attention and we passed
So now we sit on the sidelines
And hope the Skanks get kicked in the ass

Now I know we can not blame you
For every problem and every fuss
But Mikey you did not help things
When you threw your teammates under the bus!!

(Hey Mikey)

You left behind a mournful nation
So Mikey we tip our caps to you
We’re filled with dreadful anticipation
When Tito point his hand to you!

We’d like to thank you, Michael Timlin
For blowing all those saves
Your pitches didn’t work
You acted like a jerk
You helped make us what we are today!

(Come and get it Mikey!!)

Today: Devern Hansack vs Hayden Penn vs 2:05pm: This is it…

**With apologies and thanks to Charles Strouse and Martin Charnin