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  • July 5th, 2006

    Red Sox 2, Tampa Bay 5 Tonight, on a very special “Blossom”…

    Posted by Christine E. at 10:47 pm in General Comment (1)



    To: Jason Johnson, (3-10) 6.35 ERA
    From: Red Sox Nation
    Date: July 5, 2006
    Re: Your piss poor 0-2 record since you joined the Red Sox

    Dear Jason:

    Its not like we should be surprised, what with that STELLAR 55- 95 record you have…Did you know that your projected record this year is 6 and 17?? That’s Six and SEVENTEEN for those of you playing at home–almost DOUBLE your wins…Great…

    OK, Theo, enough is enough….we get the joke, we are all laughing… NOW can we go and get someone from Pawtucket? What about Kyle Snyder? or Dave Pauley? Either one of them HAVE to be better than what we have now…as a matter of fact, if you look at the rotation of Pawtucket–almost every one of their pitchers has a WINNING RECORD…so why are they not up here???

    Clement is probably about 3 pitches away from him arm falling off, and David Wells keeps coming up lame…we need someone to step up and be a 5th starter….cause, Jason, you are not cutting it…

    Can we get a man on it?

    Do I even need to mention that the Skankees won tonight, while we have lost our THIRD IN A ROW to freaking Tampa Bay?–which means we only have a 3 game lead in the AL East…do I need to mention how fast that can go away? No? Good….

    Tomorrow: Wake vs: James Shields 7:15pm–Can we win this one??? PLEASE?

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